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    October 13

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    有这么件事,请大家帮个忙,出个主意。
     
    首先,我是非常严肃,非常认真的,大家别觉得我在开玩笑,有主意出主意,没主意想主意去。
     
    事情是这样的,就我有个朋友,很不错一人,什么什么都不错。就有一个缺点——唉,我都替他羞于启齿——鼻毛太长,非常长,非常茂密,非常非常。
     
    我很想告诉他,想了三个方案
    1. 直接说
    2. 通过都认识的人说
    3. 注册一个bimao@hotmail.com的email,匿名说。内容艾薇老师建议可以这么写:
    Dear xx
    I am your Bimao, Please trim me. Thank you.
    Regards,
    Bimao.
     
    直接说难度太大,因为不是很熟。
     
    大家有什么好的方法?集思广益。
     
    谢谢大家。

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    匿名送一个鼻毛trimmer,外加一份匿名暗恋小卡片
    Nov. 7
    Sophia suwrote:
    以前听说过这么一个说法,露着鼻毛就等于露着那个部位。。。好恶心-.-
    第三个方法好。
    Oct. 17
    ning duowrote:
    我突然想,如果他能蓄胡子,那种只在嘴唇上的moustache, 可以建议让他的鼻毛和胡子长得连在一起。 从鼻孔里出来两股鼻毛,然后汇成一股,再然后分叉为两撇小胡子向上翘起。 还挺浑然一体的哈。
    Oct. 15
    Rui Wuwrote:
    腐宅女说:少交往。我认为成年人起码要能把自己收拾到干净整齐地出门,义务不扫何以扫天下,不扫自己还不自知的,不交也罢……
    Oct. 14
    Slan Yangwrote:
    看啊看啊习惯了就好了
    Oct. 14
    3吧,太逗了。我觉得或者可以这样,你就跟他说,你介绍一个女孩给你另外一个男性朋友,结果那个女孩说那个男的什么都好,就是鼻毛太长了,然后你就说,鼻毛长原来有这么大的问题啊。
    另外,他会看到你的博吗,其实你这个博也是一个方法哈。现在一共5个方法了。
    Oct. 14
    ning duowrote:
    还是你的邮件最损
    Oct. 14
    夸,使劲的夸,见面就夸他鼻毛非常非常好看,非常非常性感。
    一直夸到自己真的以为他帅,或者他忍不住自己理掉。
    Oct. 14
    匿名送个修鼻毛的trimmer吧。
    另,米老师你难道身边只有这么一个朋友吗? 我觉得国人不修鼻毛的太多了,是不是你搞个公益广告,然后咱倒一批修鼻毛刀大卖特卖。
    Oct. 13
    方 万wrote:
    给他介绍一个讨厌鼻毛的女朋友。。。
    Oct. 13
    扎特 咪wrote:
    kay:直接说怎么说,你帮我想想,实在太难以启齿了,我们一个月也见不到一面。。难道打个电话去说么。。。
    肥羊:不行,跟人说话不看人脸多么没有礼貌
    阿丸:这人跟你还有一丝丝联系。。。。。
    Oct. 13
    Kay Zhouwrote:
    1
    Oct. 13
    jj zhouwrote:
    3
    Oct. 13
    方 万wrote:
    不看他的鼻子。。。
    Oct. 13
    Michellewrote:
    送他个nasal hair trimmer
    Oct. 13
    ning duowrote:
    送他个梳子,告诉他如果想蓄鼻毛的话应该多梳理一下
    Oct. 13

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